Thought I would kick off a topic. Share your best Christmas joke!
Every year Americans spend millions of dollars on Christmas gifts for their pets, which makes no sense to me. Your pet doesn't know it's Christmas. In fact, your pet doesn't even know it's a pet, so giving your cat a sweater is about as useful as giving your microwave a hat. –Jimmy Kimmel
Two boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
'I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...'
'I PRAY FOR A NEW X-BOX...'
'I PRAY FOR A NEW IPHONE...'
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, 'Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf.' To which the little brother replied, 'No, but Grandma is!'
